Looking for Secretary of the State

Middle aged African American man looking for an attractive middle aged Caucasian woman with a stable family, as well as an open mind and Democratic values. She must be well educated and a good speaker who gets the point across. One must fully support a universal health care plan in which everybody is in, and nobody is left out. One must be aware of the implications of Roe vs. Wade, and should agree for health insurance to cover female contraceptives. She must feel that child safety locks should be on all firearms, and must oppose the sale or transfer of semi-automatic weapons while increasing restrictions on purchasing of firearms. One must be in favor of a tax cut for the poor and middle class. Lastly, one should strive for higher pay for teachers; pay based on merit, and should oppose vouchers being used for private schools, because it undermines public schools. All these beliefs and characteristics would make a great Secretary of the State and would greatly help serve the country.